Honk Honk..honk that horn
I hate to say “hate”. I do, really I do.
but I am gonna say that Atlanta traffic makes me go there. Holy Crapasaurus Rex, y’all. I have never in my whole life seen such anger and language and SIGN language (of the inappropriate variety) in all of my driving days! The anger is really overwhelming and unsettling…and that’s just what goes on in MY car. GAH!
I used to try to be all zen about the whole deal. It’s a practice in mindfulness and patience, Susan. Relax and take the lesson. Try some nice breeeaaathing exercises. Iiiinnn and oooout….iiiiiinnnn, ooouuut….iiin did that m-effer just cut me off? Everybody off the Buddah wagon, here comes mother! Toot toot..aaahh beep beep…and it ain’t another Donna Summer song either! Hop on the crazy train, y’all! We are honking this mother til our thumbs bleed!!
I need a distraction…a way to raise the vibration so to speak.
I loaded a bunch of groovy karaoke songs on the iPhone and set out today. It was fun. I did enjoy the trip a lot better. I especially loved singing the Cee Lo Greene song that I love so much. It is so much nicer when put to music. It almost seems friendly like. 🙂 ahhhh….
I did change some Annie lyrics around when folks cut me off or wouldn’t let me merge like I needed to. Again….put to music those words seemed lighter and less lower vibrational. “You’re never fully dressed without a …A**hole!” or “The sun’ll come out…letmeover….bet your bottom dollar that your mother….ok I can’t finish that one. 🙂 hee hee
So, I am diggin it.
I think tomorrow may be “drag show car day”. ooooo…I fee love I feel love I feel love I feel looove. 🙂
So, if any of you see me on the road, wave your dollar in the air and I will be right over, sugar.
Remember, don’t get pissy, just get PRISSY….it’s WAY more fun. 🙂
Smooch out! Big Love on You!!